Ok, so this post isn't really meant to be fun or silly. I just don't know where else to stick it...
I have the flu right now. However, this is the first flu in my life when it's making me feel high. I'm not even experiencing pain. In my head I know that my body is under attack... raised temperature, sinus congestion, blurry eyesight, constricted throat, and a ghostly sensation throughout all my joints that there should be pain in them, but it's not there for some reason. Plus, a sense that my throat should also be in excruciating pain, with inability to swallow... the same as every flu I get every year.
This year?
I feel high. All the symptoms, with no pain, and a feeling I can compare closest to a very mild opium high.
In fact, I like it. Food tastes better. Smells are more distinct, even though my sinuses are stuffed to capacity(!). Plus it feels like there's a fuzz of soft energy all around me... very comfortable. I really really like it.
I feel very weird that being sick is making me feel better?!!?!?!??!??!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?