How do you feel today?

Jeez Louise woman how long have you been masturbating?

I was a boy when I started.

Perhaps I will cancel my surgery appointment, then.

Thanks for the tip.

I've been really quiet all day today.

I've been pretending to sulk actually. I do that sometimes.

I feel OK though.

I'm getting lazy again.

Somebody stop me.

By the way, that Burger King was ######6 nasty.

I'm never satisfied with fast food in UK. Its a rip off.

It is. I remember when fast food was cheap. The Impossible Burger combo meal is $9.99. For just a couple dollars more, I can walk into a diner and get a cheeseburger deluxe with all the trimmings for that. Plus it's served on a plate, and I can sit at a table without dried baby puke all over it.

As I was ordering, the guy next to me came in and ordered three large sodas. At Burger King. Why would anyone do that? He had to wait as long as I did for my 2 junior whoppers. He could have gone into 7-11 next door and bought a 2 liter of sprite for 1/3 the price.

I'm glad because it's Friday.

Need to earn some money this weekend.

Cranky. Some selfish jerk woke me early.

I feel better than I did yesterday. Thought I was getting flu but it seems to have cleared off.

Cut my hair. Got a crew cut now.