if I was walking past your house

you would .....................................................................................

I would what? Tell me the rest of the story.

not care..............

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was a good one butterfly faire!! I knew you had the funny in you!!!! You gave me an idea for a new game!!!

Set a fire in your lawn, to cook the groundhogs I caught. Then I'd invite you to eat, hoping you didn't realize I had just set a fire on your lawn to cook groundhogs.

What do you mean "Grossenschwamm"?

What I mean is that before I was at nightmareb4christmas's house, I spent the whole day catching and killing groundhogs. They resisted a little at first, but that was until I hit them with enough tranquilizer to knock out an elephant. When I was done preparing the huge squirrels to be eaten, I realized I had no place in which to cook them. I then walked to nightmare's house, set some large stones out in (his/her {sorry, I don't know your gender nightmare}) yard, gathered wood and set a fire by using the newspaper in nightmare's newspaper box and the zippo I always carry with me.
It wouldn't light at first, so I had to try a few times before realizing I had no fluid in the zippo.
I lit the fire and began setting the hogs on sticks in a bit of a tee pee pattern over the fire. When I realized what I was doing was probably very rude, I went to nightmare's door, knocked, and invited (him/her) outside to enjoy the fresh meat, acting like the fire had been there the whole time.

You are funny. I like funny people and I LOVE family guy!!!

yeah I like family guy too. Oh and sorry for sound dumb but I've never heard of ground hogs

It's like a pig and a bull mixed together. Do you know stewie?