Nice stories, darkcomrade and chucky.
I just make very surreal jokes. When I'm comfortable with someone I'll get quite manic and assail them with surreal images.
I can't bring to mind any of them.
I also start to tell them about my delusions.
Having a manic imagination isn't all bad. I've had a few surreal stories published in actual books. Had an email from a large literary agency recently. Asking if I had anything longer to publish.
You've got to find the positives.
I've yet to find a positive channel for my urge to kill though.