by Leeder Krenon » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:17 pm
Here are mine (in real life, as opposed to the stuff I say online a lot):
1: Certainly! (I often say this when somebody thanks me for something I've done)
2: Okay.
3: No thanks.
4: Stupid Computer!
5: I hate my father, and I cannot trust him. (I don't say this to anybody who can hear me)
6: Dagnabbit! (instead of swearing...)
7: Leave me alone.
8: I'm sorry, what did you say? (I have to say this a lot, since my short-term memory is AWFUL)
9: If I could get away with killing my father, I would do it (I say this to myself when nobody else is around, like Drizzt Do'Urden)
10: Very good. (When people ask me how I'm doing)
The only reason the government pays for my college education is so I will pay them more money in taxes throughout my lifetime. Now, if they are expecting me to like them for it, tough $#%^.