What the?

Yeah, found this website linked from another forum. Hard to believe people like this are actually living. They're so distorted

I thought they were hilariously ridiculous at first, but the more I read, it just got disturbing.

Not very 'fun' as this forum implies, but here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/index.php

They're like an internet cult, really. xD

But, keep in mind that the members are warped lunatics. Hahah, I don't even know why I'm posting this.


Whoa, okay?
http://www.answers.com/topic/landover-baptist-church

It's a fake. But still, they've invested a lot of time and work into this prank, haven't they?


Hmm, found the thing they're making fun of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

That's the real thing. I've heard of them, they're the guys who show up at soldiers' funerals and do their little protests against them.

This prank website is the best.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696

Look^^^
On it, you'll find this.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attachme ... 1209165446
OH NO WE'RE POSSESSED


Really, you have to appreciate the time and dedication they've put into this gag forum. It must be fun, too. xD

Hey Sun_Girl,

How's the weather in Florida these days?

Anyway, I went to your first link (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/index.php) and the first thing I noticed was a thread entitled: 'WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!'. I then obviously felt like taking a further look at this, considering I'm Irish and all. THe first post is as follows:

We probably ought to do more to protect folks from St Patrick's Drunken Day, but here goes...

IRISH FOLKS...

Many Are Catholic
Many Have Red Hair
Drink Un-American Beer
Most Have Lots of B.O.
Spawned Sinead O'Connor
Spawned Sandra Day O'Connor
Can't Seem to Manufacture Anything
Speak Worse English Than Messicans

Get Drunk and Vomit at Funerals of Their Relatives, Who Drank Themselves to Death.

Considering I'm in no mood to actually sign-up to such a bizarre forum, I'm just going to respond to this post right here:

1) Yes, we are a mostly Catholic nation but I fail to see how that is a problem. In fact, I feel that a drifting from core religious principles is one way in which society is decaying these days (I'm an Atheist, for the record).

2) Many of us DON'T actually have red hair - This is an annoying myth.

3) Why would we want to drink beer made in the biggest bully nation of all: America

4) ... ...Must have lots of BO? Excuse me, but it's the USA that has the highest proportion of obese people and a study last year confirmed that obese people produce more sweat than normal-weight people.

5) Sinéad O'Connor is a great person and has some nice songs.

6) I don't know who Sandra O'Connor is... ...

7) We manufacture many things here - mostly pharmaceutical products - and our economy is one of the best in the world, per capita.

8 ) Granted, many people here DO speak poor English but our nation also has 'spawned' some of the greatest poets the world has seen. I cannot say the same for America.

That felt good.


Kevin.

WBC is real, and a bunch of idiots.

Here they are:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6UMP3AK5jwo

Well, this woman is the daughter of the cult leader.

They're really insane.

Hey, thanks for the link. This is really surreal to watch... ...There are no groups here like that (as far as I know). They shouldn't be allowed to do this sort of thing - It's a case of too much freedom. What do y'all think?

Kevin.

Here is her nutty dad, and leader

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_p-qr64b52k

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-Guk6qKIQ

Chucky:
The weather in Florida is great (if you're a tourist you might disagree), thank you for asking. We've had no rain for months, but those days are over! Rain season is here, it rains almost everyday. It's a nice change, we've had nothing but sunshine and more sunshine, which honestly gets old. xD
I hope we get a tropical storm this year. They're awesome. <3333333

And how's your lovely land doing?

Your rant made me giggle, especially #4. Aren't stereotypes annoying? I moved here from Alabama, you have no idea what I've had to put up with .... Won't get into it, but I can very much sympathize with you. There are stereotypes about every place. You guys seem to have a lot of crap about you.

Anyway, don't worry, Landover is totally fake. I made an account and posted a message about they're chart (in my second post on this thread) that was obviously, unarguably wrong.... They then wiped my thread off the board. xD I just wanted to see what they'd do. However that was boring, and knowing the whole forum is a sham kills any possible fun anyway.

Hey, do you want me to post your rant? I'll do it.

Anyway......

Everyone hates the Phelps family. They are disturbing and ridiculous. Hearing about they're stupid protests at the funerals of soldiers is blood-boiling, no? Try and watch one of their street pickets without wanting to hurt one of them, lol.

Lol, I read an online biography of Fred Phelps about 2-3 years ago. What? It was interesting. Anyway, the guy had a good childhood.... Nothing too bad that we know of happened to him, ever. He's just crazy without too much explanation.

Hey,

Yeh, if you want to, will you post my 'rant'? Please don't give any direct or indirect info on how they can contact me though. I don't need any hassle these days as I am very busy. I get up early to go to work and I don't get home until late. Then, there's a whole range of other things to do.

Isn't the weather in Florida always great?! hehe, ah no, I'm not that naive. The weather here at the moment is fine. It's not windy and it's not raining too much. It's also not too cold... ...it's just 'normal'.

About this religious 'sect' that we have been recently talking about: Is there a case to be made that they are modern-day Hitlers? I mean, there's no doubt in my mind that Hitler was crazy.

Kevin.

They abuse the "Free Speech" amendment.

Also, I heard that one of Fred Phelps sons is gay, and has been disowned. Oh, they are all crazy. If not crazy, stupid.

Oops, forgot about this.

Do you think he and Hitler have some sort of mental illness? Maybe a rare one or...? I don't have near enough knowledge on it all to really talk, but just thinking. You'd have to be crazy to do any of what they've done.

Yes, I'll post the rant.

The gay son disowning wouldn't surprise me. I think one his (Fred Phelps) daughters had a child out of wedlock, but they've tried passing him off as her husband's. Someone discovered the truth, dunno if they've confronted them though. Interesting they haven't cast her off. What a bunch of hippocrites.

It's still rainy here in FL. The overcastness and rain is nice after our dry season, but the worse than usual mugginess ain't. lol Glad to hear things in your place are comfy.

Okay.
Posted the rant.
They're mean. lol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthre ... 60&page=12