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Postby Leeder Krenon » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:58 pm

Number 1 was tough for me, not being Christian and all...

Number 2 was easy though, the answer is that the surgeon was the boy's mother. I've heard that one before...

Come to think of it, here's one funny one I read somewhere:

"What's green and red and goes round and round and round?"

Ask me for the answer if you're stumped, and I'm sure it will seem weird once you hear it.

Here's another one:

What is found at the beginning of youth, the end of eternity, and in the center of every eye?
The only reason the government pays for my college education is so I will pay them more money in taxes throughout my lifetime. Now, if they are expecting me to like them for it, tough $#%^.
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Postby Leeder Krenon » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:00 pm

And the answer to the one besides my two is probably "A secret" if I know anything, which I probably do not.
The only reason the government pays for my college education is so I will pay them more money in taxes throughout my lifetime. Now, if they are expecting me to like them for it, tough $#%^.
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Postby Philo » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:28 am

bluecity043 wrote:Heres another.

Mountains will crumble, temples will fall
No man can survive its endless call

What is it?


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Postby DownAnd0ut » Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:47 am

That's a good guess Leeder, but if you look at how it's worded it doesn't QUITE fit...

The answer is "Silence"
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Postby Amaker485 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:56 pm

Philo wrote:
bluecity043 wrote:Heres another.

Mountains will crumble, temples will fall
No man can survive its endless call

What is it?


Sex!



lol, good answer!
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