FALSE ARREST

MadMel wrote:I know who's watching you,but its a secret.

Hey Melissa, I'm paranoid so someone's always watching me, I don't think it makes a difference.

MadMel wrote:I'am a glamour model,please don't tell all the chap's.

I'm sure no one will know now that you've posted it.

Philo wrote:

MadMel wrote:I know who's watching you,but its a secret.

Hey Melissa, I'm paranoid so someone's always watching me, I don't think it makes a difference.

MadMel wrote:I'am a glamour model,please don't tell all the chap's.

I'm sure no one will know now that you've posted it.

I'am paranoid to Philo.

Silly me Philo,Not wanting to let on about my type of work,you know what they say about us blonde's.Tatty ho.

MadMel wrote:I'am a glamour model,please don't tell all the chap's.

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Silly me Philo,Not wanting to let on about my type of work,you know what they say about us blonde's.Tatty ho.

I know you're leading me on.

Philo wrote:

MadMel wrote:I'am a glamour model,please don't tell all the chap's.

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Silly me Philo,Not wanting to let on about my type of work,you know what they say about us blonde's.Tatty ho.

I know you're leading me on.

I'am not leading you on Philo,honest.

How's the paranoia,Madmel is my dad Philo,that's where i have the insight into schizoidism.

There's one or two really mean people hidden amongst the schizoid's community on site.They are not geniune schizoid's just spoit brats who need a clout round the earlug's.Sorry silly me.

Speak soon Mellissa.

Actually paranoia is not my main problem, though I did have it in the past. Mostly my problem is the devil who is harassing me about the loans I took as a student.

What do you mean "Madmel is my dad"? Who are you then?

Don't worry about the imposters as you call them, they're harmless.

Philo wrote:Actually paranoia is not my main problem, though I did have it in the past. Mostly my problem is the devil who is harassing me about the loans I took as a student.

What do you mean "Madmel is my dad"? Who are you then?

Don't worry about the imposters as you call them, they're harmless.

Take a part time job Philo,we need a lift attendant at the model agency i work at.The pay is poor but you get to see all the ladies walking around with no clothes on.

Mellissa Philo,Madmel sometimes type's usually after he's had a joint and is drinking.A couple of week's back he pushed me off the computer after drinking 30 litre's of cider and a few spliff's.

Your a really nice guy Philo,can't you start posting on the schizoids site,you don't have to be a schizoid.In fact there's very few on there.There's lot's of histrionic's and narcissistic's,but your nice so you would be like a cherry on top of a cake.

Listen Philo i'am booked for easy english in September,some baldy logan called Burger and Joyfry's on schizoid site started throwing his Barbie doll's out of his pram coz of Madmel's poor grammar.I've got to toddle off now Philo don't be naughty now,Mellissa.

Hey, thanks for the complements Melissa, but I'm not always nice. I can be nasty, too. Like to that poor guy with the Mind Portal...

I do keep thinking about a job, but I don't want to move, even for the naked ladies. What city are you in?

It's funny but I did think of posting on the schizoids site, because the schizophrenic is so dead and rather basic, I guess people are so out of their minds that they don't want to type or something. I went to the schizoids because I was curious and I found their topics are so much more interesting.

You're nice too, but MadMel keeps confusing me. Cheers.

Philo wrote:Hey, thanks for the complements Melissa, but I'm not always nice. I can be nasty, too. Like to that poor guy with the Mind Portal...

I do keep thinking about a job, but I don't want to move, even for the naked ladies. What city are you in?

It's funny but I did think of posting on the schizoids site, because the schizophrenic is so dead and rather basic, I guess people are so out of their minds that they don't want to type or something. I went to the schizoids because I was curious and I found their topics are so much more interesting.

You're nice too, but MadMel keeps confusing me. Cheers.

Madmel say's you are going to get a job real soon,he think's you have real class Philo.He reckon's you could be a nurse or in a capacity for caring for people.

The site need's you Philo it's calling out your name and saying,Please Philo post here,why not something like a topic say for example,HAS ANY SCHIZOIDS GONE ON TO DEVELOP SCHIZOPHRENENIA or whatever.

Madmel is an old schizoid with a sad past,he is starting to prepare for death Philo.He has asked for you to start taking a daily walk,for you to take that first step toward's the road to recovery.A world without Philo is an empty one ,It's dull,boring and lost without you,that's what he's saying.

Take care,MELLISSA.

Thank you for the kind words. I'll have to think about things. Maybe I'll post soon, I have to think of a good topic.

Today i was arrested for looking inside a Wallmart steel dustbin,and taking out a Harry Potter,pack of out of date cookies.

I really was dissappointed not to find JK Rowling,she would have fed my hungar a whole lot better.

The judge sentenced me to 5 year's of reading schizoid's post's on psych forum's and i have to wear my designer label schizoid baseball cap at all times.

The judge warned that if i was to appear again,would have no alternative but to send me to other schizoid site's to organise smiling competition;s.