FALSE ARREST

I Went Nightclubbing Last Night Next To Me Stood A beautiful Lady I Could Not Believe It When She Asked Me To Dance.We Embraced And Smooched To The Slow Ballards,Suddenly She Realised Her Handbag Was Missing And Accused Me Of Stealing It.She Dissappeared And Brought The Doormen Over Towards Me,They Asked Me To Step Into The Office For A Strip Search I Protested My Innocence But To No Avail

Once Inside The Office Stark So And So Naked, Her Friend Bursts Through The Door Screaming That The Handbag Had Been Found Nothing Missing It Turns Out Her Other Friend Had Taken It For Safety Reasons I Was In The Clear.Beautiful Lady Reappears All Apologetic Offering Nightcaps Back At Her Place Anything Goes This Is A Offer Not To Be Missed We Gather Our Coats And Are Just Leaving The Club And Take One Step Outside The Club And Guess What Happens Next.

Wow it must have been your lucky day then. It was a blessing in disguise for you. Hehe

Her Bag Gets Stolen, no?

There is a answer to false arrest,all will be revealed soon,watch out for the explosion of minds.

I stepped outside and suddenly woke up,it had been just a dream a wet one if you want it to be.

Her Bag Gets Stolen, No?

Alex, have you ever written any poetry or prose that is
not colored with the gothic/horror/death theme?

I am simply curious to see and hear you do humour and then romance without either of those cloaked in your chosen writing style.

This is not a putdown or judgement on my part in any way. All i mean is that i have trouble connecting with the other (perhaps my PTSD, and my fearful nature!) and i am very interested in reading you create some romantic and some humorous writings because you have such depth to your personality!

Jo

I had been to the pub today and had drank quite alot,On the way home desperatly needed to take a leak.so i leant up against a hedge and started to widdle.Suddenly there was a high pitched scream from behind the hedge.On closer inspection realised i had peeded all over a lady who had been sunbathing nude.Should i have been arrested for.

a,pissing over her.
or
b,getting aroused when i saw what a wonderful body she had.

I am sure some urine fetish people got a kick out of that one.

Its been a few days since my encounter with the hedge and the beautiful babe showing off her weaponry.Your not going to believe this,but this morning there was a knock at my front door,when i opened it guess who stood before me,beautiful babe of course.She had this huge smile on her face,listen you naughty man dont ever creep up behind my hedge on me again like that, do you hear me or i will have you arrested.I was just about to answer,but before i could she turned to the right of her and through a bucket of orange coloured liquid into my face,what could it be,what happened next.

It was just another dream,probably to many beers not spliffs ,gave up smoking 5 years ago.You lot here on just for fun seem a timid bunch,what tickles your fancy.