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Lol, Wallmart's pretty vicious, I know. I'm afraid of going there, just imagining what could happen. By the way, schizophrenic sites are a lot worse then schizoid ones, and I don't think anyone smiles, either.

Philo wrote:Lol, Wallmart's pretty vicious, I know. I'm afraid of going there, just imagining what could happen. By the way, schizophrenic sites are a lot worse then schizoid ones, and I don't think anyone smiles, either.

The worst sites ever are building sites Philo,even the wild cats are schizoid and don't smile.

Before Murphy bought the funfair he used to man the building sites and made me chief tea maker for the builders gang.One friday afternoon something naughty found its way into there tea.They did'nt wake up untill saturday morning and had some explaining to do to there wifes.Perhaps i need to pay a visit to Wallmart,I want one of those giant shopping carts for my front garden.Whats the totty like there Philo being a covert type on a one to one i'am hotter then a steam iron.

I'm not quite catching your meaning there, but I suppose it's the WalMart experience that's got you disoriented . Or maybe it's me.

One day a woman walked up to me and put her hands to my lips and forcibly made me smile.

Philo wrote:I'm not quite catching your meaning there, but I suppose it's the WalMart experience that's got you disoriented . Or maybe it's me.

One day a woman walked up to me and put her hands to my lips and forcibly made me smile.

What you have never heard of Murphy!

If she had put her hand some place else you may have screamed instead of smiled.

MadMel wrote:If she had put her hand some place else you may have screamed instead of smiled.

I was pretty mad as it is. I could feel her dirty fingers on my lips for hours after.

Philo wrote:

MadMel wrote:If she had put her hand some place else you may have screamed instead of smiled.

I was pretty mad as it is. I could feel her dirty fingers on my lips for hours after.

Perhaps she liked the punk outfit,Stiff Little Fingers.

You should have screamed at her you were HIV positive.