Tyler's 6'000th post award speech

Thank you, thank you all! It's a great honor and a privilege to be here with you all! So much of a privilege that I butchered the word when I tried to spell. I butchered it so badly that Google didn't even have a suggested correction for it.

I'd first like to start off by thanking the man who I married and divorced seventeen times, who is none other than Oblivion. I also would like to let you all know that we're engaged again and expecting twins

I'd also like to thank that woman thing known as Snaga. He/she/it has been a huge support to me, and babe, whatever dress you want to wear looks fine.

I'd also like to thank the man behind the mirror, Otter. He's in space right now, orbiting the moon and eating chili dogs, but deep down, I know he's enjoying himself. There's no COVID in space!

And last, but most certainly not least, I'd like to thank the doughnuts. Heck

Oblivion wrote:

*bows and poses for pictures*

*Steps on stage, waving Tyler's 6,000 post trophy before handing it off*

I put an apostrophe instead of a comma in 6,000. I don't know how I did that...

I must return the award. I'm sorry for all those that I have let down and/or offended...