I don't understand. I don't...

Why didn't Roger Rabbit just take the train instead of walking to Wisconsin? He said he was going there to find himself, and he's there now, and he gets higher than a god damn kite every hour of the day. He doesn't sleep, he's been on a three week hunger strike against the Walmart Corporation, the only thing he drinks is Mountain Dew, and worst of all, he hasn't bathed in two months.

I don't understand. I feel if he just took the train, his life would have been so much better. He wouldn't have had to stress about where to sleep. The train is a safe place to sleep, at least compared to under that bridge, or in the crack house.

Roger Rabbit's food stamps get revoked after he failed a drug test. He's at rock bottom. He needs an intervention. I propose we all take the train to Wisconsin and force Roger Rabbit to give up drugs, end his hunger strike that, while admirable, is only going to lead him to his doom. We can show Roger Rabbit what the train is like. I like trains.