"The birds pooped on him so much that he wasn't recognizable

I hate the shipping of Fox McCloud and Wolf O'Donnell. I always have, and I always will




The dude in the bed is partially responsible for the murder of the other guy's dad. This is canon, this is not something I made up, this literally happened in the universe of this game.

Shipping Fox with Falco, Bill Grey, Krystal, or I don't know, LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE would make a lot more sense.