I have eight birds and a lizard

The lizard is the king of the house, but the birds are the military. My lovebird, when it comes time to declare war, will go to his bell toy, and repeatedly throw it away from him, sounding the bells of war. Then, the birds will take off, and they will go poop on the enemy.

But seriously, I was listening to music in the room that my birds live in, and they declared war because of the music. I play this right here, and the war is ended.

Look Tyler, a domestic terrorist and his bird.