OH YEAH?1 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?!

I THINK DOUGHNUTS ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER!

Garlic is a Gift from God.

Cholls wrote:Garlic is a Gift from God.

There is no God, silly.

Even so, garlic cured my tooth infection. I do not trust or need doctors.

Subject: OH YEAH?1 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?!

Oblivion wrote:

Cholls wrote:Garlic is a Gift from God.

There is no God, silly.

Hi.

I wanted to apologize in case I offended you here. Sometimes I forget I'm responding to a person and not a post.

You are, for sure, one of my favorite posters and I'd never be purposefully callous toward you or your beliefs. At least not on purpose. Hope I didn't anger or hurt you.

Hope all is well with you.

Oblivion

Oblivion wrote:I wanted to apologize in case I offended you here. Sometimes I forget I'm responding to a person and not a post.

@#$%?!?! NOW, you're weirding me out! Git down off dat ledge! Git back in hea', foo'!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O20Sljxmy9M

Actually, thank you for the considerate gesture I'm comfortable enough with you that, in the unlikely event that you really did offend me, I'd let you know...wit' about 5 'cross yo' lip!

As we both know, this is a schizoid forum, land of ego-searing honesty and bluntness™ (BTW, those jeans do make your 'tocks look wider than the en-tieyah length of the trans-Siberian railroad), which means anyone with too thin a thskin is at risk!

OK, frankly, I thought to myself, "*chortle* Yes, after years of deliberation, I do unequivocally believe in God, but so does he (Oblivion). We ALL believe in a God, although That could be anything from our ego, to a set of aesthetic standards, to aspirational brands, to a turbocharged Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, to All of the Above.

Personally, I believe that there are probably at least as many genuinely worshipped Gods as there are humans. Some may even worship specific meatloaf recipes, tater tot casserole recipes with chorizo, ...."

"Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera"
-- Yul Brynner, The King and I

Cholls wrote:

As we both know, this is a schizoid forum,

No it's not. This is the Just For Fun forum. Get it right, lady! D:<

Tyler wrote:

Cholls wrote:

As we both know, this is a schizoid forum,

No it's not. This is the Just For Fun forum. Get it right, lady! D:<

Oh!!!! You're right! Augggghhhhh!!!

You can dress me up, not take me anywhere, and still, STILL I manage to offend!

(If I fart loudly in the forest and no human hears me, is it still a faux pas?)

Sorry, everyone!

Hey that was supposed to be a private message, Goddammit. How did it end up on the board? I distinctly remember hitting the PM button. You don't think...

The Lord Von Trier works in mysterious ways.

Oblivion wrote:The Lord Von Trier works in mysterious ways.

“Gross. Pretentious. Vomitive. Torturous.” ways, say some

Read the following article as a parody and laughed 'til I cried:
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/may/15/vomitive-pathetic-lars-von-trier-film-prompts-mass-walkouts-at-cannes

I've never been keen on movies in general and hadn't heard of this guy, but he actually sounds like a breath of fresh air, so thanks for getting me to look him oop!

Cholls wrote:“Gross. Pretentious. Vomitive. Torturous.” ways, say some

They've been saying that for 35 years. Lars cares not.

I omitted your smiley at the end. Can't find the emoji that says "I am unaware that all art is subjective and feel insecure and personally violated when I see a film that does not cater to my sensibilities which is in no way at all related to the fact that when no one is looking I like to sniff my fingers and make strange faces."

I will admit that except for the last 20 minutes, his latest is nowhere near his best but it's still a hoot.