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It splattered onto the ceiling where it formed three sinister words:

"Eat more doughnuts"

But the words were blurry and he thought they said, "beat my donut;" and although Alex liked Eve's prowess, he was uncertain if the spaghetti that gushed out of her pockets was contagious.
If it was, he doubted mere antibiotics would be enough to treat something that had the power to defy gravity and throw itself against ceilings.

*SMASH*
Alex's dilemma was interrupted by glass flying everywhere with a tyrannosaurus rex standing at the window.

Upon interrogation, the rex explained why he was there, in year 3078, and it was because...

“I was flying on a spaceship with my friend, a brontosaurus. I need to relax, I am followed by all that people trying to clone me!”, said the T-Rex, that was vain. “I am cool, it's clear... but it's tiring! However: I was playing basketball with my friend, but that idiot sucks, and he dropped the ball in front of your house”.
“A ball?” Alex said.
The T-Rex turned, and significantly roared to the meteorite.

Suddenly, without warning, the universe collapsed.

Oblivion wrote:Suddenly, without warning, the universe collapsed.

And they all lived happily ever after!

Then, the doughnuts from outer space came along

The Venusian girl yawns, stroking the fox on her knees.
“What a movie!”, she says, and turns off the TV.
But when she looks up into the ceiling, she notices that the contaminated spaghetti are there, forming three sinister words: “YOU ARE NUTS”.
“D'oh!”
Suddenly, Homer Simpson jumps prodigiously from the couch, where he was lying next to the girl.
He eats the contaminated spaghetti, and he is transformed to...

A tin of Campbells Condensed soup.

The spaghetti's intelligence to transform its sentences - that now sinisterly expose that Eve only wants his gonads - confirms Alex's suspicions that antibiotics would not have been enough!
He is relieved that randomly-appearing Homer gobbled it up.
All the while Eve is sitting on the couch, non-plussed, stroking her fox.

The T-Rex' eyes widen with anticipation and he rhythmically thuds over to the can of Campbells soup for he knows, if he showers the meteorite with Eve's elixir, it will disintegrate it and undo all the damage Brontosaurus' negligence had caused.

However, Brontosaurus has other plans...

So he pulls on his boots and heads for the chicken shed...