Let's write a story?

I am thinking that we could write a story together, everyone can go on and add what he wants. I am curious, so... here's the beginning, you can go on!


Town of AXTYZ. Year 3078.

Alex and Eve are listening to the newest song from their favourite singer.
The song is titled “The Venusian girl and the fox” and it's a sort of tale, based on ancient myths from the Planet Earth.
Unexpectedly, their little Lyn (a weird pet from another galaxy), starts to jump, moving the bells on its back: someone is knocking on the door...

"why do they always want to enter by the back door". Said Eve.

“You fired our giant last week, and nobody can move that meteorite from the front door now!”. Alex answered.

"I fired that giant for a specific reason, you impotent dog-faced cretin," Eve replied. "Would you like to know what that reason was?"

Was it for pooping on your cornflakes? Said Alex whilst backing away.

"Yes." Eve said. "You should see what he did to your pillow."

"And by the way, my corn-flakes are a 1.000 years old find”, she added.

"No wonder they never get soggy." Said Alex.

Eve blushed and slapped Alex across the face.

"well that takes me back to my days in the schuhplattler, my dear. Would you like to feel my hand on your face"?

Alex strokes the whiskers on eves chin and asks "And that dress you're wearing, where did you find it"?

Suddenly, a stream of spaghetti gushed out of Eve's pockets.