The Tyler and Oblivion Wedding Thread

Oblivion wrote:I want goats and jugglers also.

I want one of those people that put a flaming torch down their throat and then pull it back out, and it's extinguished.

I'm also going to sacrifice a virgin doughnut to bring David Bowie back to life.

Tyler wrote:I'm also going to sacrifice a virgin doughnut to bring David Bowie back to life.

Good. He owes me money.

Otter agreed to be best man! Crab cakes and glue! CRAB CAKES AND GLUE!

Crab cakes, glue, goats and jugglers.

Sounds like a Syd Barrett song.

Ummmmmm, Tyler.... what about your live-in boyfriend?

-- Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:10 pm --

and Oblivion... does he know about your hoard of cats?

Fun fact, I have more cats than Oblivion.

Holodeck agreed to be maid of honor. She'll be bringing pancakes and rubber bands.

Not that I won't, but why am I bringing rubber bands? Also, I need to know how many I have to steal while my cat is asleep so he doesn't fight me over them. He loves his rubber bands.

Holodeck wrote:Not that I won't, but why am I bringing rubber bands? Also, I need to know how many I have to steal while my cat is asleep so he doesn't fight me over them. He loves his rubber bands.

What do you mean "why am I bringing rubber bands"? You told me you knew the doughnut wedding ceremony like the back of your hand! D:<

Also, as many as you can bring.

Sorry for my poor memory. I'm one of those people who wear rubber bands to remember things. I looked down and there was nothing around the back of my hand to jog my memory. Gonna put one on to remember to pick up the bands which will remind you two that you're married.