All sorts of doughnuts! Glazed to Boston Creme! Yes yes! What's your favorite? Have you ever made acquaintances with a doughnut? Ever bunk with a doughnut? Date a doughnut? Doughnuts are very romantic people. A doughnut and I dated for about a year. He was a round doughnut. I used my entire savings account to get him filled. Then, for his birthday, I got some sprinkles to put on him.
We decided to be friends, but friends with benefits. I ate him.