What's your new band name?

The Incredible String Vest

I AINT DOING IT

Tour coming soon.

Opening act:

No way Jose.

Get your tickets in bulk to scalp now.

The Heavy Metal Tantrik Milarepa Blues Band.

As a follow on from their first album We Got De Phowa, The HMTMBB will be releasing their second voyage into audio dementia with Empty, Very Empty, Great Empty and All Empty, which is rumoured to contain the longest silence in recording history.

Their Manager: Quetzacoatl Dorje Rinpoche, would like to thank everyone who took the trouble not to turn up.

Tharb Tharb Paratharb Parasamtharb!



NB: Swami Otto Greebly* is 93. Happy Birthday Sir.


*Former Coughing and Throat clearing Coordinator at The Longest Chant in History Festival at Bull Droppings, Wyoming 1952 - 2017.

Band: SexCloud

Album: Smooth Unit

Songs:

1. I don't want to get to high again. I
2. I don't want to get to high again. II
3. I don't want to get to high again. III
4. I don't want to get to high again. IV
5. Damn! I'm high again! III
6. Damn! I'm high again! IV
7. Damn! I'm high again! I
8. Damn! I'm high again! III or maybe II, idk, ugh...

Not Them, with the Nose Flute Band

Mad Dog Fanshaw's Further Out than Sideways Electric Hoohaa Band


L to R: Serge N'Gobo-Jones (drums); Rich Kiddy (tenor sax); and Mad Dog Fanshaw (vocals & harmonica).

The Rhea Sisters Band

Die Rhea--guitar and vocals

Pie Rhea--bass

Gon Rhea--drums







yes I stole this

Band: Local Yokels

Album: It’s Not AluminIUM!

Songs:

1. Sex Doll Has A Headache

2. Daddy Took Her Smartphone Away (patricide remix)

3. Vultures Invented Mountain Dew

4. Hide Your Intelligence, Do You Want People To Hate You?

5. John Cleese Is Too Old To Get Divorced (again)


/o

The Too Old To Be A Band Band.


L to R: Rory MacBrewery; Giblet Mindbender III; Artfang N'Gobo-Stollengrad.

^^^ saw these guys after they released Genghis Conned Again. Way back when. Too bad they broke up so soon after going bigtime. Artistic differences, they say.

MacBuddhaBurger wrote:Artfang N'Gobo-Stollengrad.

Could have sworn it was Artfang N'Gobo-Swollenlads. I guess I never looked at the album personnel that closely. *shrug*