Polite Dinner Conversation

Oblivion wrote:

Tyler wrote:
Say to me when I have a doughnut in my hand! D:<

I don't know where this is going but OK:

Oblivion wrote:Say to me when I have a doughnut in my hand! D:<

This is going that Tyler's medicine is in him and his typing goes down the drain when that happens. I write my stories after taking my meds and go back when I wake up and can't understand half the crap that I wrote.

I meant to say, and I'll type this slowly, "say that to me when I have a doughnut in my hand! D:<"

Put a doughnut in your damn hand and I'll say it!

Oblivion wrote:Put a doughnut in your damn hand and I'll say it!

Will you eat the doughnut?

I will.

Will you trim the hair under my eyebrows?

Sorry to interrupt this tete-a-tete but if there's anyone called John at this table; could you please pass this salt?

*nails Western in the forehead with salt shaker*

I meant pepper.

*nails Western in the eye with a rotten, slimy, leaky yellow pepper*

Hahahaha...i love a food fight me.

Where's the jug of gravy?