What's on your coffee table right now?

Brought to you by inspiration from the fridge thread.


1) Faiths and Religions of the World (giant coffee table book)
2) Stack of Food and Wine magazines
3) Wooden Chess board
4) Candle
5) Candle snuffer
6) wooden coasters
7) a little book of Gustav Klimt

There is not a single coffee table in my house, so I'll tell you what's on my TV stand in front of my face right now. LONG LIST!!

TV (which serves as my PC monitor)
Vase full of bottle caps which houses a collection of long twigs which have lights on them
2 mini pumpkins
An abalone shell full of stuff
Xbox 360
Nintendo Wii
Himalayan salt stone lamp
My iced coffee
Ashtray
My smokes & lighter
1 bottle Lamotrigine, 2 bottles Clonazepam, and a bottle of Meclizine
Pumpkin candle
Incense burner
A book- The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro
And... a ton of other stuff.

We have a small, very tiny coffee table in my living room, but my boyfriend and I have a two rooms upstairs, and and all that's up there is two computers, a PS4, a Nintendo Wii U, Nintendo Switch, comic books, vinyl records, leather bound classical literature, a garbage. Lots and lots of garbage. Were my mom and dad's bedroom and then their junk room. I made the junk room my office, and it still remained a junk room, though we're slowly moving things out and into the actual garbage.

Two green bankers lamps
One silver candlestick with candle.
Vast heap of mail.
Two cat bowls. One half full of dried cat food.
Large bowl of fruit.
Two books.
BP machine.
Small bowl full of perfumes, batteries, and odds and sods

Top glass:

from left to right:

Stack of unwatched movies including:
War for the Planet of the Apes
Love
John Wick 2
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Sicario
Upstream Color
Wild Tales
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

receiver remote (angled slightly NW)
CD remote (angled slightly NW)

weird hologram CD that I use as a coaster (between remotes)

DVD remote (angled slightly NE)
cable remote (angled slightly NE)
PS3 remote (angled slightly NE)
multi-region DVD remote (angled slightly NE)
TV remote (angled slightly NE)

Bottom glass:

Books:
left stack:
The Life History and Magic of The Cat
various Mutts collections

middle:
box that looks like an old book with map on the cover of a continent that apparently doesn't exist.
contents of box: classified

right stack:
Wall and Piece by Banksy
Andy Warhol's Exposures (in mint condition)
Industrial Culture Handbook (rare German hardcover edition)

at this moment near right side of glass toward couch: one chewed up birdy cat toy (to be removed)

An ashtray, tobacco, a cup of coffee, a book about canals, and the telly remote.

New things on my TV stand:

2 bottles of water
Heart-shaped sunglasses
Hemp seed lip gloss
Appointment cards
Change

Books, napkins, and a glass of matcha milk

its a big coffee table but its full of my hoarded junk and also an xbox one,a printer,my router,my now tv box,sensory toys,magazines,dvds...basically organised chaos.

Five books, too many magazines, one cat (not my own), a paintbrush (because I have to paint a wall), two cups, three plates, a spoon, two forks, a vase with flowers (roses), two necklaces, sunglasses, one bread, one lipstick, a blouse (under the cat), one chocolate bar, a handbag, one hairbrush, some pins, one banana, two apples, one notebook, two little boxes, one scarf, cream (for face), some candies, pens, my phone, one bill and something under magazines but I can not move them because everything could collapse and the cat could become furious.