naps wrote:Inactive ingredients: dibasic calcium phosphate, FD&Cblue no.1 aluminum lake, magnesium stearate, clarified Leprechaun urine, microcrystalline cellulose, sodium starch glycolate, and pizza.
naps wrote:"Looks like we're gonna have to sell the farm.'' Jethro said sadly.
naps wrote:"###$!" said Eight as Jay Leno clumsily reached for her breasts. "I've got to get out of here!"
LOL
It was the inactive ingredients which saved Eight's breasts from Leno's lecherous groping. [Really? Leno?

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Particularly the clarified leprechaun urine.
It seemed, from what Eight could detect, that you could say anything... anything at all... and the thing would go on.
It became the thing that would not die.
DIE. Everyone was trying to channel the mind-control toes again to focus their intent. DIE!
Or at least resurrect in a way that was inventive and comical.
But the thing would not die.
Perhaps it was time, once again, for the urine.