Gallows humor from sweden

Frame 1: Bzzzt

Frame 2: Yes, this is Lasse.

Frame 3: Umm! Uhu! Yea! Umm!

Frame 4: No, I don't think so.

Frame 5: No I don't want to!!

Frame 6: I told you I'm not interested god damnit! Are you retarded?!

Frame 7: I'M TELLING YOU I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE PHONE COMPANY ANYWAY YOU GOD DAMNED STUPID ###$!!!!

Frame 8: $#%^!

Frame 9: Ack! Ack!

Frame 10: Hello???

I would like to cancel the family guidance appointment for me and my husband tomorrow.

–What we need is a young, ambitious, well educated, unmarried, enterprising, intelligent, experienced and flexible woman who can dedicate her life to the company, mrs. Nilsson.

–Well, I'm a woman.

HaHa! That's how I feel when I apply for a job!
Here is my alltime favorite, which I carry in laminate in my wallet.



This sums up my outlook on life.

Piraro is great :^)

I will be sure to eat more beans!

One bowl a day keeps death at bay. :^)

–Oh, is you Nisse! Yeah, I feel great! How about you?

–Never better! I can't complain!

–I don't want to die, Emma dear!

–Why do you always have to be so negative about everything?