Watch out, these laws are still in effect:

Volume 1: A

Alabama

You may not drive barefooted.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Boogers may not be @!@@@! into the wind.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

No person within the city may possess confetti.

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.

Alaska

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.

Arizona

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Hunting camels is prohibited.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

No more than six girls may live in any house.

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.


Arkansas

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.

No one may suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald’s.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

TOMORROW: C

"It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. "

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

My favourite has to be Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

Volume 2: C

California

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.

Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.

Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.

Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.

Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

Colorado

It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Conneticut

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You may not educate dogs.

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

Coming soon: D

Seasons Change wrote:Volume 2: C

California

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.






Colorado



Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.



Coming soon: D

Well, that California law would bankrupt the local Walmart, for sure. Those big butts in spandex, yeeg! Although it would improve things at the beach.
And its a good thing I don't live in Colorado; how the devil would one attach a tail light to a cat!

It may be slightly out of place, but CHICAGO:

Outdoor cafes are against the health code
(turn of the century law to keep horse feces out of food)

It is illegal for a bar to have a happy hour, drink specials must last all day long

It is illegal to possess or sell spray paint

The sale of foie gras (fatted duck or goose liver) is illegal, but it is perfectly legal to give it away for free

It is illegal to take a french poodle to the opera

It is illegal to fish in your pajamas