Movie quote time!

I oughta watch a lot movies now if I can find them..

From the movie Fight Club

Narrator: If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...

Marla: instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?

Narrator: Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.

Marla: I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.

Narrator: It was worth every penny.

Marla: It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.

Marla: There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.

*Trigger Warning*
Marla: [after taking a bottle of sleeping pills] This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.

I've had a little too much beers to remember my favorite quotes from that movie, but my favorite moment is a little aside where Edward Norton's boss says "You can't smoke here." and Norton does this half cough half scoff thing. Or when his character (or the movie itself) slips up and he says to his boss, out loud, "I am Jack's total lack of surprise."

I just read about the "I am Jack's" / "I am Jill's" expressions.. very informative. English is a second language for me so.. I guess next time I watch it I'll get the picture even clearer.

Did you ever pop in the 10th anniversary blu-ray? They had a brilliant idea..

paintingmusic wrote:I just read about the "I am Jack's" / "I am Jill's" expressions.. very informative. English is a second language for me so.. I guess next time I watch it I'll get the picture even clearer.

It was a clever device.

paintingmusic wrote:Did you ever pop in the 10th anniversary blu-ray? They had a brilliant idea..

I don't have it. Someone told me about it once but I forgot what it was. What was it?

Have you ever been collared and dragged out into the street and thrashed by a naked woman?

I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!

We're all just playing our parts now. This was written long before we got here. I'm at your command.

You know what I'd do if I had a million dollars? I'd buy me some happiness.

Romeo is Bleeding

naps wrote:

paintingmusic wrote:Did you ever pop in the 10th anniversary blu-ray? They had a brilliant idea..

I don't have it. Someone told me about it once but I forgot what it was. What was it?

You put the disc in, and the menu to "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore is the first thing you see...

When it happened, my heart skipped a beat 'cause I didn't want to go through all the fuss of returning it to Amazon.

...and then there are major audio/video glitches and the "right" menu comes in.

Absolutely BRILLIANT !