Movie quote time!

That meat man cxxksucker! I broke her in and he grabbed her!!

Sam: [cooking grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron]

Joon: Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.

Benny: Is that a fact ?

For the last 30 years I've been analysed, paralysed, shocked, jolted, and revolted... and here I am again. Maybe I.. Maybe I need a brain operation.

A + B + C = McPherson

*TW*
Receptionist: How do you write women so well ?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason, and accountability.

Carol Connelly: Freaking H.M.O. bastard pieces of $#%^!

Beverly Connelly: Carol!

Carol Connelly: Sorry.

Dr. Martin Bettes: It's okay. Actually, I think that's their technical name.

The earth is evil. No need to grieve for it. Nobody will miss it.

My dog barks some. Mentally, you picture my dog but I have not told you the type-dog which I have!

Let me tell you something, Mark: you humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision, but nobody's paid much attention to them... not even the buddhists, or the christians... You humans... Sometimes it's hard to imagine how you've made it this far.

*Trigger Warning*
I tried so hard to find satisfaction through other accomplishments, but... nothing measured up to this one. And I remember at one point, years ago, thinking: So be it... I mean, this is what I really want, this is the one thing that I want so bad, I just want to be thin... So if it takes dying to get there, so be it... at least I'll get there.

How many days have I lost ? How can I get back to the place where I started ? I'm outside a house, trying to find my way in, but it's locked and the blinds are down, and I've lost the key, and I can't remember what the rooms look like or where I put anything. And if I dare go inside, I wonder... will I ever be able to find my way out ?

"dic*s out for harambe"

Why always me? lol

"We're not laughing at you, Joy, we're laughing with you."

"But I'm not laughing.."

I'm a passionate woman!

I came!

naps wrote:No, it doesn't. Neither does this:

I came!

"That didn't sound very much like "Satisfaction."

"It says B flat. I'm just playing what it says.."