Movie quote time!

…I've got so many problems with my brain it's a real pain in the ass

No, hon it's no magic trick. I keep dead bodies in there so I can f++k 'em.

Maybe you should try plan D for Dumbass.

Charlie do you mean to tell me that we're not getting a room because you're saving money for Christmas presents…in the middle of June?

I just can relate to smoking…it's the only thing that's always there.

So that's how it is in their family..

''Every life comes with a death sentence''

''No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate''

The first 14 months of winter are ok. Then you get a bit f***ing edgy.

Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long.

Paul Vitti: Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a f****n' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole!"

It's very important to fight depression. You've got to take a deep, dark look at yourself. At all the billions of cells, all in perfect working order. And then you say to yourself It's gotta be for something