Movie quote time!

Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

There are times when I... I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money I can get away from everyone.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, it's not going to get better. It's not.

Damn it Napoleon, make yourself a damn quesadilla!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Not so splendid as your mighty erections

Cracked

We...... Thought..... You..... Was.... A..... TOAD.....

"If you choose to face Vader, you will do so alone. I cannot interfere."

I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask you to be making me over and jump all kinds of hoops like some circus poodle? No, I don't think so! Do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town I am jumping on the first man and riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up, stuck up putas 'cause this trip sucks! It sucks!

Whaddaya know! They're little footballs!