I need to do SOMETHING

For the past couple of days I have done NOTHING but sit on my lazy ass with the lap top. I mean a few days ago [mod edit] This demonic weather has really been screwing me over. I've also barely been talking to anyone. I'm always stuck up my parents' asses. I hate it when we're out in public and one of my parents' boring and lame friends comes over to talk. I usually just walk away because I'm not going to become a biological mannequin and pretend what is being said is funny or entertaining when it's obviously not. I barely ever see any of the people I know out in public. It's like they're hiding from me. I did see the humanoid lilac creature girl at McD's over a week ago when I was at work but my mom was also there. I screamed and mom fired the projectiles at me in front of her and I farted out the macarena. I asked the lilac girl to dance with me but she wouldn't because she didn't want me to get in trouble with my stupid pedophile managers. She told me she loved me and hugged me before she left. I'm going to Kentucky tomorrow. Hopefully, I can get that [mod edit] to become a King Kong unicorn hybrid creature and put on a circus performance in my town. Hopefully the weather won't get in my damn way. Also, it feels like there's a damn walnut in between where my flesh meets my cranium.