I've been working at McD's for 4 years now. They're a bunch of Satanic pedophiles and authoritarians and I'm sick of it. I really like acting like a wolf because I believe I was one in my past life. I got in trouble for this the other day. Specifically, I was on all fours and sniffing people's butts. It's not like I was harming anyone. My co-workers seem to get easily offended as well. One freaked out simply because I rubbed my butt onto her and I'm not even allowed to speak to one specific co-worker because apparently I make her uncomfortable.
I want a job where I can simply be myself and not get in trouble for it.