my solution for gambling relapses

Hi folks.
The next time I have a gambling relapse I will shoot my left testicle off.

Then after that i will shoot off the right one. After that I will have no more relapses.

My solution for gambling relapses is extreme but it works. (the ladies will have to find their own solution)

May I gently suggest that it would be far less painful ( and messy ) to go to a GA meeting ?

We prefer our forum members to be both gamble-free and um....intact , whenever possible .