Let's Have a Laugh- Stupid Comments about Being Multiple

Singletons are special

A friend said to me the other day, 'Are you James or David? I have a hard time telling you appart because you're twins.'

Is she for real? On the outside we all look like Cate! James.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Awwww, that was sweet of her trying to pretend there's a physical change.

Mr. Bates wrote:My friend: Tell Mike he should stop smoking.
Frank: He doesn't like smoking, I do.
Friend: Oh... well, then stop smoking.
Frank: Hmmm, no.

Oh Frank

Someone did that with us recently, but for some speshul reason they thought they were talking to someone other than myself (despite my having called and said "Hey, it's Mikaela.") and asked if "I" could make "her" quit smoking. I said, "Well, I've tried to make myself quit smoking many times but myself wins out every time." I think my friend's head exploded because we've not heard from her since.

-Mik

Good answer! Hahaha!

*Bump* this is too awesome to get lost in the shuffle.

Indeed.

Who are you talking to?
Myself
Doesn't that get boring?
Nope
But you know what youre about to say
No i dont
ooookkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy....

*giggles* I love freaking people out

LETTING A FRIEND MEET ZACK/SHOW HIM MY DID FOR THE FIRST TIME:
-So, what did he do?
--You don't remember?
-...no, thats the point.
----------------LATER IN THE SAME CONVERSATION-----------------
--He just kinda sat there, didn't make eye-contact, and shook whenever I touched him. I really wanted to punch him in the face, of course, then I'd be punching YOU in the face, so its weird.
-You can go ahead, I won't feel it unless he swiches to me before you do.
--Really?
-No, ###$ you.

@NicS: O_O wow.... that was incredibly harsh of him! Does zack punch back?