D: Moderatorssssss!

Tell Frank he's not allowed to have a pack of cigarettes on account I (the core) do not smoke (cept when I'm drunk, but that's really mostly him)! Enforce your super powers via the interweb!

Yes, yes I am bored. How could you tell?

*bans frank from his cigarettes*

XD Yeah Seany! He's been bugging me for weeks to get him a pack.

" You're both ridiculous, but in a good way" - Frank

Frank- I've been smoking for 15 years. I quit coke, meth, pot, alcohol, GHB, and every now and then doing other $#%^. But can't quit smoking. Despite the fact that I can barely breathe by night time. And I have this uber sexy mucus-cough thing going on. And an even sexier smoker's laugh. So, like, smoking just doesn't do much for one's ultra-sexy persona.

Other than that, you're not allowed because I say so! ...and stuff.

Well, damn, can't beat that logic.

-Frank

But hey! Here's some logic! It's been scientifically proven that regular breathing the polluted air in Jersey is the rough equivelent of smoking 1 pack a day! So having a pack to just smoke once in a while should be fine!

- Frank

>_< His logic is flawless, help?

-Mike

Well smoking a pack means you're doing twice the damage since you're already breathing NJ air and that equals a pack a day. So basically removing one of your lungs would be the equivalent of smoking a pack a day too in that case... so why bother smoking - just rip out your left lung.

follow me for a bit here:

breathing NJ air = pack a day
damage to two lungs by NJ air = damage to two lungs by pack a day

this means you'd need 4 lungs in order to mitigate the damage of smoking a pack a day and breathing NJ air

so by removing a lung, you can have the same effects of smoking a pack a day while breathing NJ air without having to buy the cigs.

Well now, I wouldn't smoke a pack day. $#%^, I'm only talking about a single cig once in a while. I could easily make a pack last a month to two months.

Of course the real best decision would be to get out of jersey

-Frank

smoke candycanes instead, harder to keep lit, twice as delicious

hahaha, John's post is the winner of the bunch