Today At Work...

I slept in the bathroom, listening to Screeching Weasel for a half hour. I am a fine employee

A fine part-time worker at an Acme supermarket

Frozen Products, but its basically me and another kid. And neither of us give a $#%^. And no-one really checks on us, except during the morning shift. Cuz morning shift is for hardasses.

stuck in a can in the frozen food dept.
trying to hide from the hardass gov.

Hehe... the bathroom is the best place for a nap in a terrible job! Try the handicap stall the bar makes a good head rest... (just make sure to put some toilet paper on it beofre you put your head there)

BENNY wrote:stuck in a can in the frozen food dept.
trying to hide from the hardass gov.

LMAO, I love you, Benny.

And hell yeah, Amber! Somebody knows what I'm talking about!

the old job i preferred to sleep where i worked. i learned to in my chair...sleep with 1 eye open. just sorta daze off hands on the keyboard and 1 eye watching for people that come by. i could get a few hours of sleep a day doing that. as of this new job....tricky, standing the whole time and allowed a break once every so often, and a 30 minute lunch break. but i think ill sacrafice my beauty sleep to flirt with some coffee cuties

coffee shop cuties are always a fine choice

lalalark2 wrote:Hehe... the bathroom is the best place for a nap in a terrible job! Try the handicap stall the bar makes a good head rest... (just make sure to put some toilet paper on it beofre you put your head there)

I really don't care for the work bathroom as napping zone. Reason - it smells and noisy (in more ways that one). Break location is usually my car in the parking garage. A lot of folks literally talk on the phone when they're in the stalls; that's a little disturbing. I mean it's important to keep connected with the 'global' corporate world, but it's OK to be 'unavailable' for private/duty time too. Guess it's a matter of priorities - whatever is most comfortable.

My job's bathroom is basically empty. And ewwwwww, I hate when people do that! My girlfriend has the habit of doing that! "*hears toilet flush* Wtf, Jill, were you on the toilet the whole time" "*cheerfully* I had to pee!" ">_< IT'S STILL GROSS!"