to shade the eyeballs from the death rays
even with our awesome theraspecs we have some leakage around the edges and need the overhead coverage of a wide brimmed hat.
the problem is that a ballcap + theraspecs gives off a hank William's jr - trucker- make america great again kind of vibe that I'm trying to avoid.
likewise the wide brimmed grey hat + wooden staff = LOTR Gandalf kind of thing.
and the trifecta of hat, shades, backpack, and staff look like I'm hiking the Appalachian trail.
blending in with adaptive equipment is a little hard. I'm going to try to create a new look called "sporty, business, boho" and see what the ###$ happens. bwahahahhahahahaha.
when I get better, better. like have lost some weight, gained some balance, and grown some hair I think I could do a vintage vibe in the office. like a 30s look. dress, sensible shoes, a bob hair do, with cute little cloche hats. but that's down the road. right now I need sneakers and mega hats.