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by firelamb67 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:03 pm
These are not meant to offend. I found them in another forum and they made me laugh. Thought ya'll might find them funny. Feel free to add, just please don't get mad.
Yo momma is so multi......
when you ask for a chocolate cookie, you get a 4 year old who says, "what?"
Yo momma so multi...
It takes her 2 weeks just to change her mind.
Yo momma so multi.....
She took up 16 pages in her yearbook.
Yo momma so multi.....
She satifies Warren Jeffs.
Yo momma so multi...
When she has sex she doesn't know whether she's coming or going.
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What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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by roger_wilco » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:38 pm
is this based on real situations in your life
'' this is the music of the people who have voices in their heads''
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united we stand, divided we still... stand I think
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by firelamb67 » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:38 pm
Ha! No, just some jokes I found. Thought they were funny, but were probably in bad taste, thought i'd get a few laughs, oh well. I like telling jokes and make people laugh.
Live and learn.
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by Nondescript » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:28 pm
I liked them bit I couldn't think of any to add so I didn't reply. Any excuse to laugh is fine by me! Hope you have a great weekend, firelamb.
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by firelamb67 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:07 am
Thank you nondescript. I'm glad to know someone got a chuckle from them.
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by MakersDozn » Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:53 am
As a second-generation multi, we appreciate this.
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-- Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:54 pm --
As a second-generation multi, we appreciate this.
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Body cis ♀ (1962). Realized 1996 that we're multiple. System of 47, all cis: 42 ♀, 5 ♂; 17 littles (0-7+), 9 middles (8-11+), 14 teens (12-17+), 5 bigs (18+), + formless yin/yang.
Notable: Charity 25 (oldest), Deborah 23, Drew 23f, Mary 23, Rachel 23, Laura 17.5, Allegra 17, Cass 17, shawn 16f.
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