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Yo momma is so multi...jokes let's laugh

Postby firelamb67 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:03 pm

These are not meant to offend. I found them in another forum and they made me laugh. Thought ya'll might find them funny. Feel free to add, just please don't get mad.


Yo momma is so multi......
when you ask for a chocolate cookie, you get a 4 year old who says, "what?"

Yo momma so multi...
It takes her 2 weeks just to change her mind.

Yo momma so multi.....
She took up 16 pages in her yearbook.

Yo momma so multi.....
She satifies Warren Jeffs.

Yo momma so multi...
When she has sex she doesn't know whether she's coming or going.
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Re: Yo momma is so multi...jokes let's laugh

Postby roger_wilco » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:38 pm

is this based on real situations in your life 8)
'' this is the music of the people who have voices in their heads''

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Re: Yo momma is so multi...jokes let's laugh

Postby firelamb67 » Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:38 pm

Ha! No, just some jokes I found. Thought they were funny, but were probably in bad taste, thought i'd get a few laughs, oh well. I like telling jokes and make people laugh. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Yo momma is so multi...jokes let's laugh

Postby Nondescript » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:28 pm

I liked them bit I couldn't think of any to add so I didn't reply. Any excuse to laugh is fine by me! Hope you have a great weekend, firelamb.
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Re: Yo momma is so multi...jokes let's laugh

Postby firelamb67 » Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:07 am

Thank you nondescript. I'm glad to know someone got a chuckle from them.
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Re: Yo momma is so multi...jokes let's laugh

Postby MakersDozn » Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:53 am

As a second-generation multi, we appreciate this. :)

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As a second-generation multi, we appreciate this. :)

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