Harri wrote:Me: Muaha! Thirty cinema tickets for the price of one!
Jake: ..... Lucky
OMG... that was hilarious!
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by chickadee » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:13 am
OMG... that was hilarious!
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by Lalalark » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:55 pm
Haha Harri, we have said things like that before, humor is the best medicine!
So what is the "me"?
My brain I suppose.
Because I have sort of a voice in my head, the part of me that thinks, that feels, that is aware that I exist at all.
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My brain I suppose.
Because I have sort of a voice in my head, the part of me that thinks, that feels, that is aware that I exist at all.
~Lark~
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by Dimensional » Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:50 pm
A funny conversation I once heard between two of my alters.. It's about eating disorder, so if that triggers you, don't read it, but it was a funny conversation despite the black humor.
Teenage-alter: Hey Lynn, how come you always tell the little ones off whenever they even glance at a cookie, and never do anything about me eating?
Adult-alter (impersonification of one of our delinquents, all about control): Because I trust you to puke whenever you over-indulge, Sara.
Teenage-alter: Glad to finally discover SOMEONE who has faith in me!
(It's a joke because she can't control her impulses and is more bulimic than anorexic) Heeeeeeeyyyy.. NO talking about me behind my back!
I changed the dots into our names, figured since you write all that openly, it'd be okay in here. 
Oh, yes, this IS an edit 
Teenage-alter: Hey Lynn, how come you always tell the little ones off whenever they even glance at a cookie, and never do anything about me eating?
Adult-alter (impersonification of one of our delinquents, all about control): Because I trust you to puke whenever you over-indulge, Sara.
Teenage-alter: Glad to finally discover SOMEONE who has faith in me!
(It's a joke because she can't control her impulses and is more bulimic than anorexic) Heeeeeeeyyyy.. NO talking about me behind my back!
I changed the dots into our names, figured since you write all that openly, it'd be okay in here. Oh, yes, this IS an edit
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by Lalalark » Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:44 pm
I can totally understand why that conversation is funny! In that context it was very funny!
thanks for sharing!
thanks for sharing!
So what is the "me"?
My brain I suppose.
Because I have sort of a voice in my head, the part of me that thinks, that feels, that is aware that I exist at all.
~Lark~
My brain I suppose.
Because I have sort of a voice in my head, the part of me that thinks, that feels, that is aware that I exist at all.
~Lark~
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by Mr. Bates » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:20 am
Ha ha ha, that made my day. Not really a conversation, but we found it funny none the less
Dad (Talking about me and my brothers): All 3 of you are very sensible kids, and that makes me glad.
Me (Thinking/mentally saying to D and Frank): Yeah right, I'm the only one in this family with a head on his shoulders, and I'm multiple.
D and Frank: Ha ha ha ha!
Dad (Talking about me and my brothers): All 3 of you are very sensible kids, and that makes me glad.
Me (Thinking/mentally saying to D and Frank): Yeah right, I'm the only one in this family with a head on his shoulders, and I'm multiple.
D and Frank: Ha ha ha ha!
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by Dimensional » Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:35 pm
Glad you liked!!
That one's funny, Mike. It sure's a good thing you always have an audience inside you whenever you feel the urge to comment on something that's said
That one's funny, Mike. It sure's a good thing you always have an audience inside you whenever you feel the urge to comment on something that's said
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by Lalalark » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:42 pm
Yah Mike, I think the internal audience is good for you too!
So what is the "me"?
My brain I suppose.
Because I have sort of a voice in my head, the part of me that thinks, that feels, that is aware that I exist at all.
~Lark~
My brain I suppose.
Because I have sort of a voice in my head, the part of me that thinks, that feels, that is aware that I exist at all.
~Lark~
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by Dimensional » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:48 pm
I edited Nindy's message, so my name and that of the other alter are now in it. Just guessed it'd be cool out here
Funny convo's uuummmmmmm...
Well I can really nag the others by telling them which guys look hot and which I think are gay and other things they claim to be 'trivial' or 'shallow'
, but it's really just me helping out since they never come up with such topics by themselves
There is an eightteen-year-old in here who gets me somewhat though, so I'm not thaaaaaat lonely
Ciao everyone
Sara
Funny convo's uuummmmmmm...
Well I can really nag the others by telling them which guys look hot and which I think are gay and other things they claim to be 'trivial' or 'shallow'
, but it's really just me helping out since they never come up with such topics by themselves
There is an eightteen-year-old in here who gets me somewhat though, so I'm not thaaaaaat lonely
Ciao everyone
Sara
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by Mr. Bates » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:26 am
That reminds me.... I'm one sexy pirate, don't believe me? Go look for the thread "Pictures To Prove It"... at least I think I posted the pirate pic. I know I posted a normal pic of my fine self.
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by Dimensional » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:13 pm
Hahah yeah I saw those pics already Really liked the pirate-look!! And ya ain't a bad-looker
Sara (I'm 13
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Really liked the pirate-look!! And ya ain't a bad-looker
Sara (I'm 13
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