Funny Conversations With My Alters

Humor is a good way to cope with things, plus I just feel like talking about some of the funny conversations I've had with D (and some memorable moments the so-far two times I talked to Frank). Feel free to share some of your own conversations that you found hilarious

D: I can't stomach that ######6 kid. I should kick her head in.
Me: Oh c'mon, I think she's adorable
D: I think you're a pussy

D: Oh man, I can't believe you shot through that red
Me: ... shut up.

Frank: What the ###$ is this thing?
Me: It's a dance mat for DDR
Frank: 'The ###$ is DDR?
Me: Dance Dance Revolution. You kinda dance on it.
Frank: Like this? *does the twist*
Me: Ha ha ha! No, you step on the arrows when they aline with the ones at the top
Frank: .... I rather play like this *goes back to doing the twist on my dance mat at 5 in the morning*

Me: Oh man, I thought that was a cop car!
D: Oh man, that IS a cop car!

And of course, my and D's favorite, that makes us giggle like school girls every time we think about it...

D: What makes you think you're so ###$ up?
Me: I'm talking to you, for starters.
D: ... Touché.

Mr Bates,
Ha ha very funny in their own way. I'll have to think on it a bit to come up with some conversations my alters have had.

Sweetngentle

PS. Great idea for a thread

Heh, you're just making me feel warm and fuzzy today, first with complimenting my advice to scoobydoo and now this. Yeah, D and I have some very funny conversations, but the ones mentioned really come to mind. Especially our favorite, the last one.

A funny thing happened. My best friend and I were carrying groceries up to our apt. and one of my little ones came out:
Wendy: *carrying 4 bags of groceries* (in her 3 yro little girl voice) Is it time for bed yet? *drops groceries almost to ground* I want a story
Liz: *laughing* are those heavy?
Wendy: yes very. Can we have a story now?

Awww

I notice that you posted this in April, and I'm just now responding because I've just rediscovered the forum!

The conversations are so funny! There have been so many here, but the funniest has to be on my last birthday. One little started it all...

Squirt (age 7), Janice Joy (age 4), Jasper (age 5), Janice (age 10),
Spock (also age 10)

Squirt: "It's my birthday today!!"
Janice Joy: "Nu uh, it's Mine!"
Jasper: "No, no, no...It's My birthday!"
Janice: "All of you shut up! It's my birthday anyway and I'm trying
to pick out something to wear!"
Spock: "It is illogical to argue about who has a birthday today,
because we all do. We were all born on the same day."
Silence for a minute....
Squirt: "I get to open my presents first, cause I remembered my
birthday first!"
etc....

lol! This went on for quite a while, and as it was My 50th birthday I let them have at it...I was the only one who Didn't want to celebrate!

Awww, as cute as kids are, I'm rather glad my alters are older than me. Now that I'm co-conscience with Frank as well as D, things have become that more interesting. Especially picking food out.

Me: I think I want chips
Frank: Yeah, well, I want something with chocolate in it.
Me: ###$ off, I don't want anything with chocolate tonight.
Frank: Tough $#%^, I do.
Me: Its my body, asshole.
D: He's got you there
Frank: ###$ you both
Me: Fine, pussy, we'll get something with chocolate in it
Frank: ###$ it, now I don't want anything.
D: You're such a bitch, Frank
Frank: FINE! ...Get the Reese's.

And today's conversation, upon setting up my new guitar amp.

Me: Hmm, no port for headphones.
D: Yeah Mike, cuz you really wanna directly blast 120W into your ear.

That's funny. Love love loves it. I thought i was the only one who could talk to their alters.

Heres a kind of funny one...

Vivi: Hey that girls name is Harleyann Hell
BEth: Iw onder if she changed her name
Jane: Her parents were probably mean
Beth: no i bet she changed her name...
Rain: Well, that is a funny name. We always see funny names here, remember Rudolph Christmas, and Princess Valencia, and Penny Nichols?
Jane: What about all those people named Chris Christopher, or RObert Robertson, or Nick Nickelson?
Vivi: What if you named your kid sackbut?
Beth: Sackbut?!
Vivi: Yah like the first trumpet thingy... sackbut
All: *laugh*

Heh, umm, what were they reading, exactly?