Fun: You know you're DID when..

... when it's midnight, you should go to bed, but your little saw a game on the Facebook wall of your girlfriend, and want to play that game, so he come out with you without warning and ask for it. Your girlfriend spotted him, and they played until 2 am.

when you are at session and T says:

"some parts might be stuck and not realize time has gone by. they might not know what year this is."

and I think, "whatever. of course I know what year this is" while sombody inside yells "1993" all excited like it's the right answer.

*facepalm* we were only off by about 20 years. it's cool

when you are the one adult guy in the system, sitting in the bathtub, shaving legs. for the love of the girls...

You find you are arguing with someone about whether you exist or not and you are the only body in the room.

... when you like strawberries but Daemon don't, you don't like banana but Nathan do, etc... and every time your SO ask if you like this or that, there's always someone to be disagree, and you can't answer "yes" without thinking "I'm not sure about it... I feel like this time I'm not going to like it ", but then you like it like you always do ; or you say "no" then regret it.

... when you ask what the others want to eat, then start to make a bowl with melted chocolat and banana, with a marmalade tartine and an apple, but the one who like banana let you down when there's no banana left, and you have to eat the melted chocolat which also taste like banana alone. And you don't like banana at all.

when you are writing checks to pay the bills and can't sign your own name. *facepalm*

You wake up needing to visit the bathroom and......

My thoughts are not connected
Jump around jump around
Which is why I can’t
Our father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Get to the end of one thought before
What am I doing
I don’t want to go back
Yes, I do
I need the loo
Get the grammar right
This is a poem
No it’s not
I am a paper maker
We are a paper maker
And a poet
Do the grammer
Go to sleep
Our father who art in Heaven
What you are is annoyed because you have spent too much money and cant get a job
Because you are incapable
You are pathetic
Correct
It would be fine if we could sleep
So why the typing then?
It’s a poem
It was
But it is nt now
I need the loo
We can’t go it is scary outside
No it’s not
Who is saying a ll this
I don’t know
I am not looking
Why not
Because I want to go to sleep
Lords Prayer
That is what we say when we want to go to sleep
But we need a wee
No we don’t
It is just a feeling we can ignore
Shall we try that then
That is what we have been doing
Lords prayer again that is not going to work
*swearing***.
Now we are getting angry and a bit agitated.
Just go to the bathroom.

When you are on the Motorway, you approach a very long tunnel, you travel along and suddenly realise the tunnel is miles behind you....oops

You only drink half of your glass but it still ends up empty...

I've been reading this entire thread, I couldn't stop to be honest. I've never related to people this much, or ever even really thought people felt such similar ways. It's good to see a lot of people can deal with issues with a sense of humour c:
And this particular thing just happened to me, when home alone of course heh.

[this is my first real reply on this forum]

Perhaps this has been said before; sure it has...


You know you have DID when you come back to this Forum, read your own posts and have no memory whatsoever of writing them!

-- Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:37 a.m.