Fun: You know you're DID when..

birdsong87 wrote:when you open your purse and instead of your wallet you find a sweetpotato.

still havent figured out how that happened

A real one, or, like, Mr. Potato Head's second cousin?

Various MDs

a real one. just had it for dinner

When the host always takes credit for something you've done.

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Joseph who's 8 and a half

NegativeZero wrote:I do not like bows. They are so childish. You know you are DID when your system forces you to wear a bow. Just because our normal host loves it. Doing any different would make her best friends confused. grhakdbaskjdskjdn.

You know you are DID when you are so annoyed at your normal host for not being responsible enough.

And You know you are DID when you prolong your stay at home so normal host would only see her friends for an hour or less. Fun revenge, and it would teach her that she needs to focus on school work at school. School is for school. Not for friends. But if her friends were more focused on school work, more responsible, and intelligent, I would not be as annoyed as I am now.

~Sincerly, Rosa

I kept trying to talk to you, dx.(We can't hear each other when one if fronting? Or we can't hear each other at all? IDK.) Didn't even know that you knew we exist.. lol, it's funny when looking back now, really..

I don't see what's the problem.. We're getting A's in all our classes.. Really.. I don't understand why its a big deal. dx. And for the bow, just don't wear it. If my friends ask, I'll just say I forgot it or something. .

Anyways, don't want to go off topic. I'm only posting here so you could see it, (Or our system can relay the response. dx.)

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You know you are DID when your best friend kept talking about memories, and you can't even remember half of them. dx. Makes me wonder if we really do have amnesia after all?..

Also when you don't remember half of what your account posts. (Dark Text technically forbade us from looking back at our post history though.. But we have rebels. dx.)

And when you're around a trigger and you lose focus/disassociate very badly. My friend was talking about the plot of an anime I wanted to watch.. Didn't hear most of it cause something triggering was near us. dx. Even though I tried to focus.. So annoying. Lol.

You know you're DID when...you find out you're pregnant but don't even remember having sex

Someone new in the group is trying to find someone and the group leader says "She's in the purple shirt", look up and realizes more than one person is in a purple shirt so adds, "with the pattern" but realizes that doesn't help either so you chime in with "I don't wear shirts with patterns usually". Then you realize every shirt you own has some kind of print or pattern on it....

In a DID friendly environment someone asks if you're multiple and you respond with "We don't think so." Really?!

A friends asks 'How would you describe your innermost self?' or something like that, and several alters scramble to answer. There are at least four completely different descriptions buzzing in my head and I can't bring myself to give MY answer over everyone else's.
So I say 'I ... don't ... know.'
And change the subject.

so this happens.
----"You know you're DID when..... Wait what was I thinking?
I can't think over your voice!
well I can't think over yours"----

when life give you lemons and you squeeze the lemons in life's eyes cus you wanted orange juice.
Then someone else wanted the lemonade and you sit there grinning as the some "d@mn it feels good to be a gangsta" plays in the background

Colher-6 wrote:and several alters scramble to answer. There are at least four completely different descriptions buzzing in my head and I can't bring myself to give MY answer over everyone else's.

I can relate. Sometimes we each want to take executive control of the mouth to make a snappy comeback, a different comeback by each of us, but we get "wedged" and nothing comes out the mouth.

On the other hand when we agree on what we want to say, even though we may have radically different reasons for saying it, there is a vector effect and the words come right out. That is so satisfying.