Definition of:Compulsive Lying

Don't let your friend think you believe his lies. The worst thing you could ever do is go along with it. By doing this you are basically giving him permission to lie to you and that may keep him in denial of his problem.

I cannot stop lying about everything I say. I use a betting forum and try to make out that I am a big plyer and support Liverpool etc and go everywhere but the truth being the nearest time I have been to a football match is playing subbuteo whe I was a kid. I dont even have a bet anymore as my mum took my credit cards away but I just cannot stop lying that I am a big player.

Please help before I do something really silly and really do open up a betting account and do my money

Thanks

Nashwan (Liverpool)

Don't believe him, i'm the real Nashwan, you can probaly tell by my speling. I'm not a compulsiv lier, but i am a sucesful biznis man, anyone could of told you that.

I to have problems with regards to lies. I spend all day in a fantasy kitchen with my friends Xavier and Alderbrook and a new pal called Bellamy. We talk about how well we have done bettingetc but the truth is its all in our heads.
I have to work 19 hours days to try and pay off my betting debts and Xavier and his "partner" of 6 years Gavin have to do the same. Alderbrook has even turned to vice to try and pay off his debts and appears to be heading for mentals problems.

This all started when we tried to prove we were pro punters but only having a modest wage it has proved impossible and now we are all in trouble. Our friend Tim who runs the kitchen seems to have a power over us and we believe every word he says and he thinks he is the new god of racing. Bellamy appears to be his new sidekick in the kitchen and spreads the betting gospel in every betting shop he enters

Please help us before we end up all washed up

Jonjo

(Barman at the old nags head Redcar)

Gee guys, this Nashwan sounds like he's get problems...big time no $#%^! Just humor him, please or else you may find him hanging with an orange in his mouth and a pair of tights over his head.

You lot is just jealous, EUFA has put us in the Compulsive Liars League next season, so there!

Calm down calm down

Nashwan is as much of a scouser as I am

Now den boyz lets all calm down

Good old PHIL.

LOL

ROFLE

PMSL

A forum for compulsive liars? how do you know they aren't lying about being compulsive liars?