Finally, I took the test. A few caveats, though.
1.) I am not honest on self report tests. I don't do it on purpose, but it is a thing. I try to be brutally honest, but the nature of NPD greatly impedes this I think, with strange results.
2.) I took some nyquil and was half asleep. I literally fell asleep several times while clicking. I probably misclicked a lot. I might take it again sometime Soon™ with the hubs to keep me honest. I managed to accidentally skip 2 questions sooo....
Anyway. I'm too lazy to screenshot and crop.
? scale - 2 because I missed 2 questions. Valid.
TRIN - Raw 5, T-score 50. Possibly valid, possibly not so much. Just heavy on the false answers.
VRIN - Raw 11, T-score 65 (true). Valid.
Jasmer wrote:This can also be High due to inconsistencies within the personality.

L - Raw 0, T score 33. Valid.
K - Raw 11, T 41. Valid.
S - Raw 11, T 33. Valid I guess?
Mp is not present on this version of the MMPI-2.
Sd is not present on this version of the MMPI-2.
F - Raw 13, T 82. Valid.
Fb - Raw 6, T 66. Valid I guess?
Ds is not present on this version of the MMPI-2.
Fp - Raw 6, T 89. Since I am diagnosed with a personality disorder I think this is valid, not exaggerated.
My elevated clinical scales were 4 and 5.
Psychopathic Deviate 87. High. Associated with poor impulse control, disidentification with societal standards, authority conflicts, marital and family conflicts, inconsiderate, narcissistic, poor judgment, extroverted, self-confident, hostile, parasitic and externalizes blame.
Angry rebelliousness against social mores, shallow, hostile, and manipulative interpersonal relationships, inability to profit from experience or plan ahead, anger at family, antisocial behavior, moodiness, personality disorders, substance abuse, sexual immorality, aggressive outbursts, immaturity, exhibitionism, use projection.
If we scroll down the test further we see some sub scales. My elevations on the Pd scales were:
Pd2 - Authority Problems 69. Resentful of standards, opinionated and rebellious. Doesn't measure actual conflict with authority, but rather general resentfulness.
Pd4 - Social Alienation 75. High. Alienated, estranged, feels misunderstood, unhappy and unloved, externalizes blame, overly sensitive, self-centered and inconsiderate.
Pd5 - Self Alienation 72. High. Depressed, difficulty in concentrating, guilt feelings and remorse over past deeds, and may use alcohol excessively. It should be called, "Brooding and apathy."
Pd-O - Psychopathic Deviate Obvious 70. High. Feels misunderstood, poor concentration, feels rejected by family, acting out, may have used alcohol excessively, depression, and sexual conflicts.
Pd-S - Psychopathic Deviate Subtle 87. High:. Social imperturbability, family conflicts, difficulties with intimate relationships and impulsive. These people function very well, but tend to have marital problems often due to the abuse or neglect they experienced within their family of origin.
5 Mf Masculinity-Femininity 72. High. (For Females) Rejects the stereotypic female role, has masculine interests in work and hobbies, and may be aggressive and dominating. It sounds bad when you put it that way, MMPI-2.
Milder elevation - not traditional gender role (as indicated by vocational and aesthetic interests, sexual role interests, degree of dependency, and activity vs. passivity).
Codetype: 4-5/5-4
Antiestablishment, antiauthioritarian, defensive, passively rebellious, ambivalent over dependency/control/sexual identity
Narcissistic, Passive-aggressive, Exhibitionism, Opiate abuse, Aggression