Leaving *funny sort of*

So looking back on it now when all of the emotion has gone out of it, my history of leaving things is quite hilarious.

Job 1 - "That customer keeps looking at me funny. He's a shoplifter. Arrest him. AMG he has a knife, do something! What the hell are you doing, get off me!!!"

Job 2 - "I'm sorry that you feel this way but as you are a Free user, your opinion is irrelevant. It's wrong too. More people use this than the old one and I get more positive feedback than negative so it's just you really. Sure you can speak to my boss, he'll tell you the same thing, he has all the data that shows you're wrong."

College - wasn't really funny, very sketchy memories involving a table getting thrown across a room.

Job 3 - "I should have got the promotion because I'm the best. You know I'm the best, he knows I'm the best, everyone here knows I'm the best. I didn't get it because he's gay and so is the person he gave the job to. He doesn't like me, he's always hated me, he only likes blondes and gay people. This is hterophobia and it's WRONG claire, it's so wrong! omg why can't you be the boss, i love you so much"

Job 4 - "Hi guys, just writing to let you know I'm leaving. The boss is a cow, I'm being held back and I think you all should leave too because you're far too nice to put up with this. See you, bye"

Ex Girlfriend - "I'm fine honestly, I'm really fine. Look you go to the shop and I'll meet you in 5 minutes, I'm just going to have a cigarette". *gets on train, goes back home, turns off phone and doesn't re-emerge for 4 months*

Does anyone else have any funny stories?

What does amg mean

If I were the boss, even I wouldn’t give you promotion, I don’t like the name justin

Your boss is cow, my math teacher would call me a dog.

about funny stories

i stopped staying in touch with my best friend of 3 years cause i got bored of him
i stopped talking to the lady whom i had a mega crush on cause i got bored of her

not funny, tragedy actually.. my stories are so sad..sorry i dont laugh at my sad stories

you see the temporal lobe has a bulbous vessel at the end of it's artery. my doc warned me against triggers, he said if i trigger. the impulses would flow to the artery, explode the bulbous vessel and i'd lose my tendency to understand humor.

my trigger..the name justin

nice thread

jaus tail wrote:What does amg mean?

Ah my god!