BOOGER!! Deleted AGAIN.

I was on my third date with a woman and she asked me back to her place. Third date - you know what that means. Things were looking up! And getting up - if you know what I mean. She saw what was going on down there. She didn't waste any time. I barely have time to step inside her big one room studio before she starts undoing my belt. Then we're ripping each other's clothes off. When we're naked she pushes me down onto the bed. Says she likes to be in control. That's fine with me.

So far so good. But then while she's bouncin' up and down on me like a rubber ball I notice something. I've got a booger in my right nostril and I'm having a hard time breathing. I've got a deviated septum and I can't breath too well out of my left one. So this is really annoying. I'm really having trouble concentrating on the action. Heck, I'm thinkin' I might even lose my manpower.

But then a stroke of luck. So to speak. She throws her head back and closes her eyes and starts screaming buckaroo cowboy!! I didn't quite get it, but I couldn't resist the opportunity. She was real distracted so I reached up, dug my thumb in and yanked that booger out. I hadn't really thought ahead though. What the heck was I gonna do with the thing? It was too big and gooey to go un-noticed. I made a quick decision and put it in my mouth. Damn that was nasty!! Somehow I managed to swallow the thing without chucking. It was a close call though!! It actually worked real well for my stamina. With all that distraction I was able to last pretty good. She even said something about it afterward saying what a good lover I was. I just played it cool and told he that all the chicks said that about me. lol.

Home free. I'm relieved. I hit the can, have a leak and I'm washing up when I hear her big screen TV going. Sounds like porn going on. I step out of the bathroom and have a look. Then I'm like WTF!!! The scene on the TV is me and her naked on her bed. She sees the look on my face and chuckles. "Didn't you notice the camera in the corner babe? I like to vid all my hot studs in action." She just made a DVD of the sex and is now playing it back!!!!! So now I'm trying to think WTF am I gonna do!?!? I could smash the TV but it's some kind of $2000 plasma job. And how am I gonna make that look like an accident?!?

So I start grabbing at my clothes and try to get dressed real fast. But you know how it is when you try to do something too fast. It always takes twice as long. She's laughing at me stumbling over my clothes all while watching the plasma. I'm not even half dressed when I hear the buckaroo cowboy part. CRAP CRAP CRAP!!! Then she stops laughing. I'm too late. I look at her. Not sure what to say. I suppose I look like a deer in a car's headlights. I guess the stamina and great sex didn't count for anything. "YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!" she starts screaming. Then she's throwing wine glasses at me. Those things really hurt!! "GET THE F#@*& OUT!!" she's screaming and throwing stuff. I ran off without even getting my shoes or shirt on. I had to walk home 3 miles in the rain.

I'm the wronged party here, right? Wasn't it wrong of her to record this stuff without my consent? I never even got my shoes back. I'm afraid to even call her and ask.