Parador wrote:Bright eyes wrote:Being bum raped by a huge black man called tiny in prison wouldn't be any fun though (at least not the first time) .
If he got his nickname because of a tiny dong then maybe it wouldn't be that bad. I had my doc check my prostate once. It felt kind of strange but it didn't hurt.
No. His nick name is ironic. He's hung like a donkey that was dipped in nuclear waste as a baby and mutated an inexplicable large penis. He has trousers made with 3 legs, and even then he has to tie it in a complicated series of knots to stop it dragging on the floor.
Parador wrote:bright -I'm wondering where that came from. Did your school teachers tell you that you were going to end up being someones' wife in prison? Mine did. All I did was miss some study halls because I was playing chess in the computer room. And I threw some snowballs.
No but yours did. You mentioned it in another thread so I thought I'd reference it. But mostly just because it's a stereo typical prison joke.
Thats really harsh BTW, I can't believe your teacher would say that. Even if they were only joking it's still totally unacceptable.
Don't worry about it. I expect I would if I ever went to prison. But I don't plan to, so there's no problem.