i hate couples!

ultimate_krang wrote:well, obviously it would be better to feel a bit better about yourself. but you dont need to be perfect.. not having a six pack does not make you unworthy of being in a relationship with somebody. you dont really need me to tell you that the way you are thinking is pretty unhelpful do you?

Having a six-pack would make me feel better about myself,I know it doesn't mean I'm unworthy of a relationship if I don't have one, but the better I look the better I'll feel I guess.

My roommate calls his girlfriend "Sexy Butt" occasionally. It makes me want to vomit, because...lets just say her behind looks like she stuffed a couple bags of cotton balls in her pants, not to mention the fact that it's kind of corny sounding when he says it.

Oh yeah, and their love making is pretty noisy lmao (Which also makes me want to vomit, they aren't exactly Brad and Angelina to put it delicately)

Seeing these two together makes me happier to be single.

If I find a dippy, braindead girlfriend and we have to call eachother the corniest pet names in the world (and act like children) to maintain our relationship, please somebody shoot me in the back of the head, I will be forever greatful