Having someone over

rip your porn to a hard drive.

That would take a month.

I could shove it all in the attic, there's plenty of room up there. xD As for having someone over...I hide. I'll literally hide in the garage in the dark if I have to.

I live in my moms and I'd be scared to let any girl know that. I don't even have my own room, oh how scary it is to even use the internet with someone else behind me. I feel like I'm being watched and I really need to get my own place.

I've said it before and I'll say it again; Parador, you are a hero, seriously.

Anyway, I'd suggest going to someplace like Ace Hardware, Home Depot or Walmart or wherever and picking up some cheap, cardboard storage boxes. It sounds stupid, but just load up everything you need hidden or out of the way and just dump it all in the garage until you have the time to sort through it. If you're not sure what to do with something, box it. If it needs to be hidden, box it. If it's something you know you should get rid of but don't have the heart, box it. I know it's essentially the equivalent of sweeping garbage under the rug, but it'll save you a hell of a lot of time and effort. That, and it's one less thing to worry about.

Once you're done with that, all you'll need to do is the actual cleaning part... like vacuuming or whatever.

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Once you're done with that, all you'll need to do is the actual cleaning part... like vacuuming or whatever.

I'm afraid it needs more than just a bit of vacuuming. I got some boxes for the porn and I will find a hiding place. But I have so much STUFF. Books, videos and STUFF. I spent hours trying to organize it. I think I will just have to box up lots of things and decide what to toss later. I still can't bear to toss any of my fahter's things. I put them in his bedroom and I stay out of there.

I still say just box it all. Out of sight, out of mind. You can always worry about sorting through everything later.