Professions?

I guess a computer job of some kind. You can be the quiet one of the office. Maybe you can even get away with not going to the bar after work. Oh well, i guess you can be the weird one at the office, i really dont care about that.

I've got a degree in chemistry. Thought I'de be working in a lab. But I found myself running a foodservice operation in a psych hospital, dealing with hundreds of buttheads a day. And I MANAGE buttheads too. I can't even fire my worst butthead. He's a speacial butthead and is above the rules.

Security officer in a public high school with various disciplinary problems and inaction on behalf of our fine school administrators. This may just be the worst job an avoidant can seek employment in. I've almost achieved my Associates in Crim. Justice but I may continue until federal law enforcement is within reach.

Will you be able to carry a gun and shoot people? That would be so cool. There's a bunch of people I would shoot.

Parador wrote:Will you be able to carry a gun and shoot people? That would be so cool. There's a bunch of people I would shoot.

I am now act 235 certified, which entails that I can indeed carry a gun for my own protection. However, I can't strut as if I were an actual sworn officer and literally arrest someone.

Just shoot 'em then. In the leg. Shoot my dentist in BOTH legs.