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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Avruk » Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:04 pm

creative_nothing wrote:*mod edit*
Darth Vader, was a slave at childhood, lost his mother, his wife, his son, his legs, an arm, and had 95% of his body burnt by lava. Nevertheless, he conquered the galaxy. So what is your excuse?

i dont have a cool cape or the force.
but the cape is more important
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby inverse » Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:16 am

Not that I remember, but this sure rings true.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby lilyfairy » Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:14 am

Can we please keep the ones with language in them out please? I agree they're funny, but they are not allowed. Sorry guys.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Animosity » Mon Nov 02, 2015 11:55 am

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Animosity » Tue Nov 03, 2015 6:44 am

“I’m a linguist, so I like ambiguity more than most people.”

“Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.” — Pavlov’s Dog
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Animosity » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:21 am

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Re: Joke Thread

Postby NimplyDinply » Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:22 am

My husband to me: "you're beautiful."

:lol:
what a tangled web we unweave, when we practice to just be
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby Philonoe » Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:21 pm

twistermind wrote:Image

I like very much that one :D
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby naps » Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:42 pm

Animosity wrote:Image


I rarely am lucky enough to get two whole days, but when I do, going outside on the third day is kind of weird. I feel alienated. What did I miss? Who is president now? Maybe I should go back inside…

Philonoe wrote:
twistermind wrote:Image

I like very much that one :D


Me too.
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Re: Joke Thread

Postby lateralus » Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:27 pm

maybe this has been posted before but can't be bothered to look. maybe I'm some kind of male equivalent of this, haha.

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